Standing in Line at The Supermarket, Reading The Tabloids, Fantasizing About The End of The World, etc.

As I have not watched television in almost 2 years – May 31st will be my 2 year anniversary. – I rely on other forms of media to get the most reliable news – 

The Tabloids are my favorite, always there, always colorful, filled with juicy bits, soaked in lies and Photoshop. 

But at least the font is BOLD so everyone can read it. 

And the photos are outta this world. 

Mutations,* Aliens and Politicians. 

Life on Earth.  

The slimiest of the Slime. 

The bottom of Evil.  

ROASTING IN HELL. 

MONEY


how can you go wrong with that?

*Mutations include Actors, Actresses, The Wild West, The Twenties, and Beowulf. 


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